This picture is how I feel about life in general right now.
FUCK EVERYTHING AND BECOME A PIRATE.
That was on the back of a menu at a fabulous bar/restaurant in Bondi in Australia and I for the life of me cannot remember the name of the bar/restaurant but I also took the other photo below there too because 1) the served Sailor Jerry Rum 2) who doesn’t like tequila when they’re getting their festive on and 3) it says Merry Fuckin Christmas.
The only way that message would have been topped was if it had said: Merry Fuckin Christmas Y’all.
I have a love for Australia. I don’t know where it came from or exactly why it’s that beautiful country, but I want to expatriate myself there (like yesterday). This is one […]
This is just a shout out to all the wonderful people I met on this journey. ECU on flight to Australia: Never really found out his name and only called him ECU […]
This is the view I ended 2011 with and this is the view I started 2012 with. I would not have changed a thing in 2011. If I did, I would not […]
Date: 12.23 AUS Time: 11:14a We stayed 2 nights in Coffs Harbour. We ate real meals vs pbj sandwiches and chilled on the beach. We met our camp site neighbor Frank from […]
Date: Dec 21st AUS @ 12:22p I’m currently worshipping the sun on a beach somewhere in Coffs Harbour. The wind is keeping it from being so blazing hot but it is also […]
Date: 12.21 AUS Yesterday we were kids again. We went to the Pet Porpoise Pool and got seal kisses from Abbie the seal. We also fed Ozzie the seal. We petted a […]
After a quick scenic detour thru Heads Way & Uranga, we arrive at Dorrigo National Park. The sky walk was a bit of a let down since we imagined it was going […]
We reached Port Macquarie, a tourist/retirement town. Stores close @ 4 or 5. We got there at 530. We do walk around and take in the pier and water and watched the […]
Date: 12.18 AUS Current time: 3:40p We are somewhere on Pacific Highway near Taree. We loaded our gear into our campervan that we have named Gordon or Smelly Ass Gordon. Why smelly? […]
Date in AUS: 12.19 Time: 7:08p Today instead of going to Coffs Harbour we hit Waterfall Way to go see the Dorrigo National Park with a detour via Scenic Route 16. We […]
Date written: 12.18.11 AUS I’m somewhere on the Pacific Highway. We just left Buladelah to stretch our legs and to get out of Gordon the Campervan. He smells of stale cooked fish. […]