RANT: 5 Ways to Get Punched in the Dick

So there was this article written on Modern Man called “How to Flirt with a Woman Who’s Wearing Headphones” and a great response piece called “How to Flirt with a Woman Wearing Headphones? (Hint: Don’t)” and after a particular week of male chauvinistic dude-bros I felt I needed to vent a little. First and foremost, not all men are giant douche nozzles. I know many guys … Continue reading RANT: 5 Ways to Get Punched in the Dick

RANT: Universe Stop Ninja Kicking Me in the Face

I am sitting at a Starbucks on 10:25 am on a Saturday morning, downing a soy vanilla latte (I was dairy free before it became hip and cool) and using their free wifi. I don’t know if that makes me a hipster or just pathetic. In all honesty,I’m waiting for my car to get new brakes and an oil change down the street. Getting ready … Continue reading RANT: Universe Stop Ninja Kicking Me in the Face

The Weather This Week

“Just for the record the weather today is pretty damn cloudy with a little burst of pain.” ~Miggs I’m not in pain, but this week I have been on a roller coaster of hostility and anger. The smallest things have triggered me to complete wanting-to-punch-babies-mood. If I’m not in that mood, it’s complete fucking annoyance. I don’t know if it’s the change in the season, … Continue reading The Weather This Week