I’m not in pain, but this week I have been on a roller coaster of hostility and anger. The smallest things have triggered me to complete wanting-to-punch-babies-mood. If I’m not in that mood, it’s complete fucking annoyance.

I don’t know if it’s the change in the season, the weather, or just human nature of being a female. As I told my boss on Tuesday morning when I was coming down with symptoms of a cold (fever, sore throat), “I hate being a whiny vagina.”

But damn, today, this week, I want to whine. I want to lay down on the floor, kick my arms & legs, and throw a hissy fit. I also want to destroy things.

That’s normally not me. I don’t like this side of me.

Dear This Week, STOP KICKING ME IN MY IMAGINARY BALLS. IT’S NOT NICE!